OK, I really need to think happy thoughts right now and forget about that last story.  What a bummer.    So let’s bring in Zippy the chimp, a comedic favorite and smoking sensation of the 1950s.  He is cute, but whose idea was it to jam his feet into those little people shoes.  That can’t feel very good.  

Hey, you can’t train a chimp to smoke like that– he really likes it.  Look at him draw on that thing, pulling out everything last bit of flavor.  Chimp heaven on earth.  Fetch me a scotch, woman.